THE ENTERTAINING ADVERTISER ONLINE EDITION

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THE ENTERTAINING ADVERTISER ONLINE EDITION

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Welcome to the Online Edition of The Entertaining Advertiser

Check With us Often for a Lot of Fun.

Affordable Local Advertising in Laporte County is
Available For Your Business with The Entertaining Advertiser.

The Entertaining Advertiser is an entertaining weekly publication delivered to restaurants, coffee shops, hotels, hospitals, etc. -- anywhere people go to eat or where they have to wait. The Entertaining Advertiser has the week's funniest and most unusual news stories, jokes, trivia, amazing facts, and more.

Full of positive, fun stories and trivia, The Entertaining Advertiser was designed as an alternative to expensive traditional print advertising. Take a few moments to explore our site and read more about The Entertaining Advertiser and its unique benefits to advertisers and restaurants.

Everything in The Entertaining Advertiser is fun and entertaining -- no bad news here. It is a big breath of fresh air to millions of readers who are tired of hearing only bad news.

The Entertaining Advertiser is positive. The Entertaining Advertiser provides the "other side of the news", something that makes people SMILE!

WHAT DO YOU THINK
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 8 AM The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

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A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.

A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.

A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.

A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.

A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.

A bird in the hand is dead.

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

Real advertisements

Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand

Here we may display a picture of this month's special:

Blank CDs: 20% off

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